JOKES
30 June 2009 - 09:06 WIB By : mizzpink
2Losing allyour friends
Man comes home, finds his wife with his friend in bed .
He shoots his friend and kills him.
Wife says If you behave like this, you will lose ALL your friends.
Brother wanted
A small boy wrote to Santa Claus,send me a brother...
Santa wrote back, SEND ME YOUR MOTHER.....
Meaning of WIFE
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It meansWithout Information & Fighting Everytime!
Wife replies, No, it means With Idiot For Ever!!!
Anger management?
Husband: When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?
Wife: I clean the toilet.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: I use your toothbrush.